a bar dialogue i really get tired of
“And for you, sir?”
“A martini, please.”
“Gin or vodka?”
“Uh, a martini.”
“Up or over?”
“A martini, please?”
“Olive or twist?”
“Twist, please.”
Why does it have to be this hard? Especially when every single waitster who forces me – because forced, by general conditions if not by management – to engage in this game ends up saying, “You know, I agree with you 100% . . . .”?