The Guide gets reviews and mail

"Just who the hell does this mtheo think he is? He thinks like me and talks like me and sounds like me, which pretty much guarantees he's a first-class jerk. The nerve of you damned leg men. You sexist bastards ought to be ashamed of yourselves."

        --mtheo

 

"Thank you, M., for your ceaseless struggle on behalf of civilization."

        -- real honest-to-god mail received by me, mtheo, I kid you not. What a maroon. We need hate mail, not encouragement.

 

"You'll be hearing from our attorneys, you bodytypist bastards."

        -- Anorexics United for the Preservation of American Male Infantilism

 

"I don't get it. I'm 6'2" and built like a teenage boy. You think I should grow more? Do you think I'm fat? Do you happen to have a feather on you? I just ate three peanuts. They were small ones, but still."

        -- ****** ******, fashion model